Reported 2022-06-27 15:42:42
@jotalksshift I hate everyone I’ve never felt anything idk what l*ve is…
Anyways, here is a 6 page letter to R*gulus and a list compartmentalising my feelings for him. Also it’s 3am. Hey Siri play amour plastique followed by strip that down.
Reported 2022-06-27 14:40:38
@9to5mac @benlovejoy Just fix the price, and fix Siri. The OG HomePod is hardware wise the one of the best smart speaker ever built. Apple killed by requiring Siri as the interface.
Jintao He @HejintaoChina
Reported 2022-06-27 11:58:43
@tim_cook Dear Mr. Tim, I am an ordinary student from China. The other day, when I was using Siri, I accidentally found a problem. When I was washing clothes, my hands were wet and it was not convenient to touch, so I chose Siri to help me play music.
Reported 2022-06-27 11:27:32
@Khonadzeo_m No she did good those haters think they have any valuable input in how Roseline feels,she nooo send she is who she thinks she is n they constantly prove it... siri Play Beyonces Break my soul 😎 Queens bow down to no1
Marcia 🇭🇹 (marse ee ah) @DrMarciaPT
Reported 2022-06-27 11:23:38
LIMIT SCREEN TIME! - use in app features or phone features to set screen limits, OR when you’re feeling the mode, put the phone down and ask Siri to set a timer for 5-10 minutes and don’t even think about looking at that screen.
iOS Dev Weekly @iOSDevWeekly
Reported 2022-06-27 11:01:19
Happy Monday! Let's start to go over what was in Friday's issue, shall we? I started with some words on Siri and discoverability. https://t.co/GWBmXYdX62
Sirius Fucking Black @TheLastDogStar
Reported 2022-06-27 07:48:00
@Tibereon Sirius has no problem with that request. Big hands grab Tie’s hips and he’s pulling the man to meet each of his thrusts. The smack of their bodies together echoes in Tie’s office and Siri feels himself get that much harder inside Tie. He’s so eager and it just drives Sirius on.
Pharaoh=BLACK 👑 @1stMANwasBLK
Reported 2022-06-27 07:32:30
@Apple siri announcing notifications is patchy . fix it .
Reported 2022-06-27 06:44:56
Please fix this @Google, it's causing untold scheduling problems. It was funny for a couple of years that you didn't understand the AST timezone but now it's just embarr***ing. You get Newfoundland right, but not Atlantic.
#Alexa and #Siri both know... Why doesn't #Google? https://t.co/67D6i0yMvz
- 𝘝𝘈𝘓𝘌𝘕𝘛𝘐𝘕𝘐 @BELLISSIMAARTE
Reported 2022-06-27 06:18:37
He observed her all over , blue pupil glittering . He seemed fairly satisfied with such work .
A nod .
" not a problem at all , Siri ."
He stated calmly , glad to see its success .
" though it won't function the same as before . "
Reported 2022-06-27 02:44:06
why is Siri like this? because I know damn well I didn’t type this? why are you changing tenses and all wrong. LOUD AND WRONG. <—— and she changed changing to changes just now and I had to fix it.
Reported 2022-06-26 23:56:35
@notthechips @Your_local_juan aren’t you like 30? im sure you can fix it for him ! Siri give this man directions to the nearest home depot 💪🛠
Reported 2022-06-26 22:03:06
I have a meeting at half 8, I am having a drink right now. Siri play is about to go down
Heather Brelsford @HeatherBrelsfor
Reported 2022-06-26 21:20:22
Sat down and muttered “oh ****” under my breath because my body hurts 😂 and good ol’ siri rises from the #AppleWatch and says “that’s not nice”. I don’t need your negative bull**** tonight #Siri.
Reported 2022-06-26 16:45:26
“It doesn’t seem like it’s raining where your at”
Weather is unpredictable so why not program that dumb*** Siri to believe you when you say it’s raining. Jesus no wonder people have been switching to android
Reported 2022-06-26 16:44:07
@AppleSupport fix your ****. Why would I tell Siri it’s raining where I’m at and the forecast is this bull**** https://t.co/pUqFnA79aP
scott shade @scottalaric
Reported 2022-06-26 16:17:27
@davidhogg111 considering all that’s going on, siri misspelling “crepes” is WAY down the list of susan collins’ concerns.
shelby 🌻 @ShelbyFoglesong
Reported 2022-06-26 15:59:40
I asked siri if I can flush gum down the toilet and she just hits me w “interesting question.”
Yeah now answer the question
debraj1121 expand a child's world w a diverse book @debraj112
Reported 2022-06-26 15:24:23
@mercherolvaag @MudkipJohn @jasmine_msw That they do. But the people suffer before and after an uprising. Failed states right now in Siri Lanka and somewhere else. Currency is worthless. Wars ruin infrastructure. We need to fix this before either becomes inevitable.
Junie Mo 🌻 ☮️ @JunieMo1
Reported 2022-06-26 15:08:23
@blacklistedpg2 @dburley @eralpatky @BaddCompani Sure is/was! The "dumbing down of Americans" serves the goal of those w/nefarious intentions. Add in the other aspect of "dumbing down' which is artificial intelligence. "Siri, what is..." and Siri responds w/AI, free of nuance or HUMAN intelligence and reasoning!
Mario Rubio @Mario713HOU
Reported 2022-06-26 14:27:26
@Chandler_Rome They should have sent Siri down!🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️ IMO.
Reported 2022-06-26 13:59:55
@AndroidPolice Well it WAS Google ***istant reminders until they decided they're axing 'location based reminders' which so many people use all the time. No such problem with Siri so I'll be heading over to iPhone in September
Reported 2022-06-26 13:12:32
@AdorableDidi @sami_incredible Siri play calm down by rema https://t.co/YmvCTJB0vG
Adam Wexler @AdamJWexler
Reported 2022-06-26 12:45:52
@droflig Siri already sent down earlier this week
doo doo needer 🧡 @nobajeen
Reported 2022-06-26 12:32:45
@elisharenayy how to dislike a tweet. dislike tweet tutorial. hey Siri how do i thumbs down a tweet. how to
Reported 2022-06-26 12:22:50
@QDominance_25 He ate before he left 🙃 and Siri holding it down..
Reported 2022-06-26 11:32:50
I’m completely fine with Jake and Dubon at CF. Chas being up and Siri being down was a crime though
Bob in Houston @RobHTX78
Reported 2022-06-26 11:13:18
@ThatAstrosGirl I guess that means Jake from Rake Farm is our CF. Optioning 2 down in 3 days- wow!
(so quickly that Siri was in promos that were run Friday night)
Reported 2022-06-26 11:12:45
@HtownWheelhouse @robncypress @astros @LockedOnAstros @stros411 I had to figure out the move in my head. Was surprised to see Chad and Siri optioned. I’m sure JJ’s 1B start was a “test” knowing Jake was going to hold down CF.
Russell Kampe @d1owls4life
Reported 2022-06-26 11:11:13
@BenDuBose I mean, ok? End of the day, he has been successful. I think he got a raw deal here and has all year. He was better than Siri and Dusty/FO refused to acknowledge it.
I hope he kills it down there. We are going to need him.
Billy York @SCAutomation
Reported 2022-06-26 11:09:52
@adams_at Jake Meyers is the starting CF. Neither siri or Mccormick did anything to warrant not getting sent down.
La Máquina @RATM2014
Reported 2022-06-26 11:09:03
@midzee4 But if and when Meyers goes down then you go to Siri?
Trade Siri +1 a good prospect for the best player available at the deadline.
Martinez is gold and not on the block 0.00
The Astros Locker @TheAstrosLocker
Reported 2022-06-26 10:39:41
@RainmanBane Siri is already down
Reported 2022-06-26 10:38:55
@sporty_nory Hopefully he and Siri will be able to go down to SL and get more consistent playing time and work on getting better AB’s. We will probably one or both of those guys later this season
Fido Salazar @fido3salazar
Reported 2022-06-26 10:35:53
@liljerm23 Wtf why? They had sent siri down already.....smfh
Reported 2022-06-26 10:26:30
@TheAstrosLocker Siri should have been sent down
Níal Ó Fionnagáin @NialFinegan
Reported 2022-06-26 10:06:04
Hey Siri show me an example of irony & arrogance mixed…… #BrexitShambles
Arvinder Singh @Arvinde12956636
Reported 2022-06-26 10:00:56
@amaanbali These measures won’t stop the voice of dissent which is permitted by the Indian constitution. I hope they restore your account. Secondly I hope S.Maan won’t make issue of Siri Sahib this time and attend the Parliament to raise pending/Urgent issues of Punjab
King Claris 💕 @tiffany_claris
Reported 2022-06-26 06:27:39
My strength out of the window, down the street and around the corner! Siri play me THE BLESSING❤️🩹
King Claris 💕 @tiffany_claris
Reported 2022-06-26 06:25:09
My strength out of the window, down the street and around the corner! Siri play me Gracefully broken😭
Wamugi Gichuri @Wamugi
Reported 2022-06-26 05:12:40
How fraudulent Agents are following this Safaricom Mpesa swindling saga... 😪😪😪It's time Safaricom put their foot down and addressed the issue. We have been bombarded with so many messages about pin yako siri yako, and we still get robbed even after guarding our pins with dogs. https://t.co/QF06fAiW28
Vintuitive ⚡🌐 @Vintuitive
Reported 2022-06-26 04:22:03
I might even write a shortcut that triggers Siri to tell me to throw another log on the fire when it gets down to 18 degrees. https://t.co/DWvoAeWWsF
Shreekesh Murali @mshreekz
Reported 2022-06-26 03:04:39
When I ask “hey Siri play fix you”
Siri says “one secondary”
What’s that 🤔
Reported 2022-06-26 01:47:49
Anybody out there watch the do***entary Freakonomics Siri what happened when Roe v. Wade became law right down to reduced incarcerations crime and a booming economy. Vote blue
Dr.Say Rx @kylorenpotato
Reported 2022-06-25 22:48:37
the problem is that u can feel b*** but u can't hear 144Hz like dogs or elephants. blue whales. aim for infrared like Siri and iOS on the ss **** show omicron
Reported 2022-06-25 21:41:24
@BlacklistedBeau -- for him to clean it.... and me, like he does.
"****e, #Sirius.... Trying to kill me?" Panting the words, my other hands thumb is soft in the way it brushing up and down his nape.
Pidz 🇳🇬 @freepidz
Reported 2022-06-25 18:51:32
@MyReplika imagine being this down bad u needa text siri 🤦🏾♂️
Brook Early @brookearly
Reported 2022-06-25 18:43:11
@JeremyBranham I think that's why Siri was so fired up that game and on Twitter. He knew he was being sent down for Meyers. JJ knows he's being sent down for Pena. As long as you don't stop and stare at it, guys are fine with the bat flipping.
S A R I N A 👑 @hazeleyes_97
Reported 2022-06-25 18:33:28
Down bad, Siri suggestions already asking me to text homeboy
Reported 2022-06-25 17:40:08
@CPNYM07 @MetsHomeRunGuy Siri got his. Sent down! #ByeFelicia 😂