Jeremy Brayton @w0rddriven
Reported 2022-05-23 12:35:10
Having the questions with an agenda up front produces vastly better results for someone like me. My 1st answer is rarely my best as my brain has a delay in interactive social situations. Jira comments, git msgs or emails do not suffer though. They're often thorough w/ citations.
Aaron Ransley ✨ @aaronransley
Reported 2022-05-23 06:50:51
@calebmisclevitz Office still burns down but its cause some SCRUM-happy project manager installed a JIRA plugin for nested todos that just so happens to also mine ETH
jack Taylor @jackTay05598975
Reported 2022-05-23 05:23:33
@Atl***ian Your compensation offer for being DOWN FOR TWO WEEKS (!!) is utterly ridiculous! @ServiceNow may be expensive and complex but at least it is reliable!
Reported 2022-05-23 01:19:22
thinkin about itty bitty baby Jira holding onto Honda's fluffy lupin tail and the old wolf just looks down and smiles at his little girl every single time, trying his best to not wag his tail too hard despite how happy he is 🥺🥺🥺
Thea Marie @hot_girl_spring
Reported 2022-05-23 00:47:12
I explained my current jira task to a non-tech person: "Basically I'm breaking everything so that I can fix it" and she replied "Isn't that just what programming is?" and I...
Jeremy Tinley @techwolf359
Reported 2022-05-22 21:30:23
The gray in my beard is really coming in. Sadly, I can attribute each patch to an outage or JIRA ticket…
Is it Down? @isdownapp
Reported 2022-05-22 20:50:50
🚨 Jira Software is having a major outage. #outage #alert More information can be found by clicking on the link.
Are you having problems?
Reported 2022-05-22 11:43:10
Atl***ian doubles the number of orgs affected by two week outage https://t.co/simZ7B0cMU
Smacker J Neal 🛡️🐝#XRP #XLM, 💯Save the SOIL🌱 @XRP_SMACK_XLM
Reported 2022-05-22 07:04:19
Atl***ian cloud outage postmortem seeks to build back trust #CloudComputing via https://t.co/G0tvblBj26 https://t.co/CIzAPWY5Xz
darbar baby @YoRHaw
Reported 2022-05-21 20:36:59
broken macro on jira everyone point and laugh https://t.co/SPTAXOgAOF
Yash Thakrar @yashthakrar1996
Reported 2022-05-21 17:40:10
Some stock declines this year:
Stitch Fix: -58%
Reported 2022-05-21 13:12:34
Jira 8 Essentials: Effective issue management and project tracking with the latest Jira features, 5th Edition https://t.co/oUjtmruxAe
ebooks store @eboukstore
Reported 2022-05-21 13:12:34
Jira 8 Essentials: Effective issue management and project tracking with the latest Jira features, 5th Edition https://t.co/W2bt2eSniS
Nick Thien 邓民桔 @nickthien
Reported 2022-05-21 09:49:50
Anyone can give me a crash course on Perforce, JIRA and Jenkins?
Ricardo Castro @mccricardo
Reported 2022-05-21 08:00:17
"What SREs Can Learn From the Atl***ian Outage of 2022"
#sre #sitereliabilityengineering #reliabilityengineering
John Rasic @jirasic
Reported 2022-05-21 07:09:29
Soil colours never lie, this soil has a drainage problem
#jirasic #soilsurvey #terravadis #soilhealth #agriculture #soilscience #soil #irrigation https://t.co/nJdGhzlrzs
Arpit Bhayani | #AsliEngineering @arpit_bhayani
Reported 2022-05-21 03:06:35
Atl***ian's outage went on for weeks and there is so much to learn from it.
Here are 6 key insights from the outage that will help you build the next big system 👇
Reported 2022-05-21 01:05:01
@shehackspurple Depends on how scans are configured. You either block a merge request when issues are found or report the findings on Jira or something and ask them to fix before production. Oh! Maybe write a tool that can branch out, fix the issue and raise and merge request 😅
DJ JJ @Jas_20001
Reported 2022-05-20 21:27:31
Atl***ian cloud outage postmortem seeks to build back trust #CloudComputing via https://t.co/u9aKDk9KlR https://t.co/vdqG7xn6Vt
Chris Cunningham @thumperward
Reported 2022-05-20 21:06:40
@Nican I would literally kiss the person responsible for this error message, which is a thousand times more useful than masking the problem somehow and then promising to fix it properly in some Jira ticket that lives in the backlog for the next eleven years
Reported 2022-05-20 20:51:45
The problem? It should have never worked in the first place. And yet, he claims to have tested it a ton...? Yeah right. Dude lied to my face and has the gal to say Im the problem. I sent him a JIRA activity to fix it and moved on but still. Hate doing peoples work for them.
Csaba Toth @tocsa2
Reported 2022-05-20 19:56:34
@molly0xFFF I imagine you need a blockhain transaction to open a JIRA ticket or do operations on tickets. Closing an issue requires stamping it with a unique award badge nft
Reported 2022-05-20 19:54:30
@Natasha57932694 @AdamBandt Note that Simon Holmes A Court & Mike Cannon-Brookes escape Adam's wrath. Multibillionaires with green agendas are untouchable in Adam's world of make believe. I should add Cannon Brooke's Atl***ian has not paid a single cent of company tax in Aust but not an issue for Bandty.
Cloud Data Insights @CD_Insights
Reported 2022-05-20 19:33:06
What SREs Can Learn From the Atl***ian Outage of 2022 | #Cloud https://t.co/CAK6p2Fo3n
Craig Kennedy @Craig_S_Kennedy
Reported 2022-05-20 18:57:06
Atl***ian, the makers of popular developer tools Jira, Confluence, and Bitbucket suffered a multi-week outage of their cloud service in April. This blog gives an overview of the company, the outage, and provides some info on upcoming research on the topic. https://t.co/i5IEDGaTPL
Joe Karlsson @JoeKarlsson1
Reported 2022-05-20 16:30:07
tl;dr: Gergely covers a timeline of events, cause of the outage, what customers are saying, the impact of the outage on Atl***ian’s business, learnings from this outage, and more.
Via: The Scoop: Inside The Longest Atl***ian Outage Of All Time https://t.co/0jIbHmsSrq
Ominous fat rat @rowbats
Reported 2022-05-20 16:29:37
I can guarantee “Fix testicles XP farming” is probably being entered as a bug in someone’s Jira as we speak
Adam R McClain @adamrmcclain
Reported 2022-05-20 16:24:09
@weffjebster “Why do you have a 5/20/22 tattoo?”
“It’s the day JIRA went down …”
Reported 2022-05-20 16:22:02
@heyvrk @rmondello Confluence. Hate it. Editor is a SPOC that’s inconsistent between articles, comments, and other Atl***ian products. No mark(up|down) support, only aforementioned SPOC. Search is the mainly used feature and is implemented as an afterthought.
Abir - #from_Codiga.io--🇺🇦 @imabptweets
Reported 2022-05-20 14:45:44
Problem with @Atl***ian JIRA is, they dont have Dark Mode.
Seems like they are dealing with huge CSS issues.
Jirachibi - I stand with Ukraine. @Jirachibi1000
Reported 2022-05-20 14:15:46
@blood_medusa Heya. Im Jira and I make thumbnails for MTG stuff and play both it and Yugioh a lot, so if anyone wants to play yugioh through Ignis/YGOpro im always up for some games haha. I wanna make content in the form of Lets Plays/Streams and TCG stuff someday :) https://t.co/uHb5pc1g2F
Jirachibi - I stand with Ukraine. @Jirachibi1000
Reported 2022-05-20 14:12:47
@QueenoCardboard Heya :o Im Jira and I post about MTG (Commander mostly) and yugioh a lot, I make thumbnails and such
I also love to play ygopro with friends/followers and such :3 Not a content creator, but wanna be someday >.<
Nilesh Dethe @nileshdetheSF
Reported 2022-05-20 14:09:02
Interesting read to understand and learn. Kudos to Atl***ian for being very transparent about the RCA.
#serviceoutage #beingtrasparent #commitmenttoexcellence
Mădălin Ignișca @16nsk
Reported 2022-05-20 13:26:24
@mizouzie The reason why software like Jira and other issue trackers have a button to create a new branch for every ticket, ensuring u start from current development branch
Chris Power @cdspower
Reported 2022-05-20 13:15:12
@nicholestrano It's all JIRA tickets. They even have JIRA tickets for filing JIRA tickets. It is JIRA tickets all the way down.
Reported 2022-05-20 11:04:40
What SREs Can Learn From the Atl***ian Outage of 2022 https://t.co/iJfapKFMps https://t.co/Fsam9qAlQO
Michael Grafl @MyKey_
Reported 2022-05-20 10:40:12
@richardadalton They had to file a critical JIRA issue
Reported 2022-05-20 10:09:06
What SREs Can Learn From the Atl***ian Outage of 2022 - https://t.co/7I5n1M74cr https://t.co/FD55cJg1y7 #devops
Reported 2022-05-20 09:25:07
What SREs Can Learn From the Atl***ian Outage of 2022 #cloudoutage #cybersecurity #devops https://t.co/lrwb7YTr7y
Sune Mølgaard @s_molgaard
Reported 2022-05-20 09:14:30
Seemed to work in Chromium, as opposed to Firefox.
Please fix this, @AskAtl***ian
Stuart Morris @stooby76
Reported 2022-05-20 08:14:41
@amywestervelt Atl***ian founder Mike Cannon-Brookes is trying to buy the company (AGL) that owns the dirtiest power stations in Australia, shut them down and build renewable power. He can’t get the price right though.
Tarryn van der Byl @nxtrms
Reported 2022-05-20 07:19:50
@migsse Jira is a ticketing system. A ticket is logged for every problem with a project. So in the context of game development, a QA hero logs tickets for things like "broken shader in level 10" or "audio not working in level 3". The ticket is then ***igned to a programmer to fix it.
Reported 2022-05-20 06:51:04
To all the #JIRA enthusiasts, this will solve the problem of searching do***ents within JIRA https://t.co/kl7g8pwaKg
Paul Lopez @lopezunwired
Reported 2022-05-20 06:45:38
What SREs Can Learn From the Atl***ian Outage of 2022 https://t.co/rdyphQPwHD https://t.co/NqV1Tf7yft
Jared Morgan @jaredmorgs
Reported 2022-05-20 05:59:20
@swapnilogale My commit message syntax looks like this:
DOCS-1234: Add section to Getting Started explaining the updated onboarding flow.
I can copy this into Slack and the bug ID links to the JIRA issue through an automation. I can also link keywords in the message to the published docs.
Reported 2022-05-20 03:22:40
@ncwvanq @shinraton @shanicucic96 @Pixelmon @alphacw_w Just bcz Shan said it, it doesnt by any chance ceases to be a utility mate ... I dont see any problem between Habibiz nd Jira .. I criticized bcz Pixelmon rugged millions and u guys are still supporting them .. its a pitty.
TechTime Initiative Group @techtime_co_nz
Reported 2022-05-20 01:31:42
@aug_cologne Using Chat for Jira Service Desk by @Appfire where the first line by the customer goes into the summary of the issue… so “Hi” is very click-worthy for us
Reported 2022-05-19 22:59:31
@Specdraqular Has Jira ****ting itself become the modern day, "Email is down I can't do anything"? :) It's always something!
Well, in the meantime, here have a compliment: Your hair is fabulous!
Reported 2022-05-19 20:37:59
@bug_caTTcher Jira with broken workflows
Reported 2022-05-19 20:24:58
I’ve been trying to implement this for Jira tasks as well but it hasn’t gone down well.